Paris for prez

And why not? Her policies make more sense than McCain's, and she can talk in complete sentences unlike Sixpack Sarah. Plus she's getting the advise from one of the greatest fake president's of all time.

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Paris Attacks

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How sad is it that in McCain v. Hilton, Paris Hilton comes off as the mature one?