The Family Values Party

Money quote via Crooks and Liars via Wonkette:

• Mary Carey: "I was told that they had people ready to tackle me if I tried to get close to [President Bush]...Republicans can party almost as much as porn stars...I was getting propositions to have threesomes with wives or mistresses, I was offered money from oil tycoons...I am a fully converted Republican now."

As Atrios would say, heh, indeedy.