I did not have sex with that man

Just a paraphrase mind you, but the jist of monstrous hypocrite Rev. Ted Haggard's clarification of his relationship with an admitted male prostitute.

And for today I'm not going to rail on about the hypocrisy of it all or wonder about Haggard's close ties to the whitehouse.

No, today its just a little snark.

When I saw the WaPo headline: Minister Admits to Buying Drugs and Massage, the only thought that popped into my head was to wonder whether the story had a happy ending.