Thursday, April 21, 2005

Bugman going batty

I have to assume it's just the pressure from all those ethical violations coming home to roost, either that or just the accumulated damage of years of exposure to pesticides, but regardless, Republican majority leader Tom "the Bugman" DeLay is beginning to lose it.

Ever since he got his nose tweeked by the Federal judiciary's insistance on following law rather than his personal whim in the Schiavo debacle, DeLay's gone further and further off the deep end.

The latest in the erstwhile "Hammer's" cacophony of kooky complaints is that Republican Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy uses a suspicious new tool:

“And not only that, but he said in session that he does his own research on the Internet? That is just incredibly outrageous.”
Internet research?! What has the world come to?

In his defense, I strongly suspect the Bugman believes that the only things you can find on the internet are nude photos of "Jeff Gannon" and Viagra ads.

Or worse, (unless you're Wonkette) nude photos of "Jeff Gannon" using Viagra.

Talk about suspicious tools.

2 comments:

The Archaeologist said...

have you seen this week's Doonesbury comic strip? eat your heart out, Tom DeLay...

Citizen Kang said...

Thanks for the heads up. Trudeau's still got it.
Here's a link.